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richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

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steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

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politicaleeincorrect:

alpacayothings:

socratesale:

llorrny:

sleeping:

prayerss:

You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about

WhAT

These are some awesome shit

I’m surprised people don’t know any of these. Sex-ed should be sufficient in this country. smh.

Well excuse us for not knowing about these. The only time we go to our beds is when we sleep

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screams:

queued! xx

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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fullcabs:

fuck

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